Thursday, December 23, 2004

Two tigers

Two tigers were stalking prey, slinking silently in single file through the jungle. Without warning, the 2nd tiger moved up and licked the 1st tiger's butt.
The first tiger was upset by this, and halted to give the 2nd tiger shit.
The 2nd tiger apologized, and promised he wouldn't do it again. They continued walking through the forest.
Then, without any warning, the 2nd tiger licked the 1st one again.
"I told you to quit it!" roared the 1st tiger.
"I'm really really sorry," the 2nd tiger apologized, "but a while a ago I ate a lawyer,
and I just cannot get the taste out of my mouth..."

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