To: ColumbiaHouse DVD club
cv_customer_service@columbiahousecanada.com
Dear Customer Service
My kids have just opened an offer for pornography in your regular monthly mailing. Thanks a lot, they really didn't need to see that shit. Your "Mature Subject Matter" disclaimer was fucking useless, inside the envelope, on the porn part of the mailing. Congratulations columbiahouse, you now have lowered yourself to the level of those porn-email-spammers and peep-show owners in the slummy part of town.
Please cancel, close, or terminate my membership in any and all Columbiahouse or ColumbiaHouseCanada plans/programs. You have lost me as a customer. This email is notice that I will no longer order, purchase, or pay for any items mailed to me by ColumbiaHouse, ColumbiaHouseCanada, or any affiliated company.
Stop sending me those monthly postcards. I will no longer respond to them and if you mail me any unsolicited DVDs I WILL NOT PAY FOR THEM.
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