Join a church, the Lions, the Knights of Columbus, boyscouts, -whatever. If your life up to now is shaping up so that your only legacy is an obituary that says "all he/she ever did was turn food into shit" move to North Korea. They need more shit. . . .
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
PWNED!
Two scumbags stalked a likely-looking young lady (intended-victim) to carjack and/or abduct yesterday morning. So what could go wrong? (thx Lawrence Simon)
Turns out she was an off-duty police officer. When the carjackers shoved a gun in her face and ordered her to move over, she shot them both!
Scumbag #One was pronounced dead at the scene. (hell of an obituary, eh?) Unfortunately for society Scumbag #2 might live.
[ Of course ] the news story doesn't mention how the officer is doing. Hope she's okay.
(graphic from SondraK's)
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