One of my oldest friends, Vince Sanregret, told me years ago that back when he was working as an Registered Nurse, a night club patron was brought into the hospital after a traffic accident. The Emergency room nurses found a banana stuffed in the front of his crotch. Later, when the guy collected his personal effects to check out, some wag had placed a new banana on top of his clothing.
But that doesn't beat this one! My buddy Roger tells the story about the kinky 33-year-old UK housewife who went shopping while wearing a pair of vibrating panties. Paramedics were called to the Asda supermarket in Swansea after the woman had passed out in a swoon and whacked her head on a shelf on the way down. The EMTs disabled the device (I can hear them now... EMT#2 to EMT1: "No- You reach in there and feel for a switch..." ) and took the unconcious woman to the nearest hospital for a much-needed cigarette...
Bet she won't be shopping at that store too much in the near future.
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