Join a church, the Lions, the Knights of Columbus, boyscouts, -whatever. If your life up to now is shaping up so that your only legacy is an obituary that says "all he/she ever did was turn food into shit" move to North Korea. They need more shit.
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
Gourmet tip #42 Don't microwave cold toast. At least, don't microwave cold, freshly buttered flax-multigrain toast. Turns it into kevlar. Ol' Hamm almost lost a tooth...
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